KFC Bucket
Please ask Jen about the comments she made re: a bucket of KFC - I haven't laughed so hard in a long, long time

Stuffing and Gravy
Another conversation over the weekend with some close friends discussed how good the stuffing and gravy is from Phil's Chicken House. This one, my friends, will not be forgotten!! Different night, same friends. I'm sure the margaritta's helped!! By the way Cuervo Gold now makes a bottled Margaritta with Grand Marnier. Really, really good....... two large bottles were consumed over the weekend. Each drink was floated with additional tequilia. Yes - real good!!
A joke...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is."I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too."Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again". NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE. . .BE HAPPY!!!!!!
He hit a what???
A Turkey. 2006 CR-V vs some wild poultry. Must be a lot more of those in Saratoga than in Endicott. All I can think of is a cartoon character image of a shocked turkey flat up against the windshield. Can't help that your kids keep reminding you of it ALL DAY LONG!!!!! Much more to be said on this one.
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